No matter how much we want to protect them, our kids are surrounded by violence and cruelty these days. This post showcases some bizarre and creepy school supplies you don’t want your kids to have.
So unlike most of our collections, this “Back to School” edition is about what NOT to buy! Stay away from these!
First, it is just cruel and secondly it might scare your kid away from using a pencil:
It may seem funny but if I were a teacher I would surely ban those (see this video as well to watch that bizarre thing in action!):
I am sure with the pen like this, hiding a real cigarette is even easier. Besides, it actually promotes smoking. doesn’t it?
Ok, there’s nothing really sexy about it; instead it is just stupid and embarrassing:
A man sitting on the toilet serves as the classroom supplies organizer: it may be funny but it’s definitely adult humor:
Doesn’t it sound too violent: Each time you place your pen in the holder, you stab the man through the heart.
Murdering again? Don’t get me started!
Like the very first gadget we mentined, this one is just too cruel and creepy:
Now, this is just too embarrassing!
I guess this one is from the same manufacture as #5 – not cool as well:
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not one of those products is meant for children.. and most of them you would only find in an adult novelty shop.. fabricate outrage much?
hahaha I can't believe someone actually designed these..
Some of these are really funny, in their own sick way lol
hahahahahahahah it's funny and sick
Whoa, you're right!
And while you're at it, here are a few beverages some awful people are making that you should not send to school with your children:
1.Vodka: Made from potatoes. Are we supposed to think that makes it good for kids?
2.Rum: Made from sugar cane! How are our impressionable children to resist?
3. Beer: Some of them have cartoon characters on the label, the fiends!
I want the Doll's Eye sharpener! :D
Designs are cool, but seriously... are you high?
Hilarious stuff - someone should make a collectors item kit of the stuff, package it all and sell it as an archive boxed set.
LOOL Very nice pice.
Those are funny as hell!
If you're so offended why write an article about them? Oh right... attention. Got it. :)